The King is Dead!

It’s time. For too long the residents of Evanston, Ill. have stood idly by and accepted the ridiculous proposition that the only restaurant open after last call is a disgusting Burger King. In addition to plates full of slop, this location offers up dirty floors/walls, sticky tables, atrocious bathrooms, and a staff that forces you to constantly ponder the fate of your order.

But it’s not their fault. They’ve been bludgeoned into this position by the lack of other late-night dining options. This site is dedicated to getting to the bottom of the mystery of Evanston’s lack of quality drunk food.

Stay tuned. The revolution is coming.